Results: Animal #4 - The Red Kangaroo

Results from Discussion and the Poll

Looks like there wasn't much on the discussion because it was pretty much unanimous that the Red Kangaroo would kick our asses. The final poll result was 0-6 in favor of the Red Kangaroo.

Having experienced kangaroos in the wild and the not-so-wild of an Australian free range animal park, I will agree with you here...They have incredibly strong legs, and I could see those doing a lot of damage. Additionally, I know someone who got just a little too close to a kangaroo and got drop kicked. He was minding his own business, but this guy weighs maybe 30 lbs more than me and is a couple inches taller. I imagine if I consciously tried to combat it in an arena it'd just kick the snot out of me without much trouble to the roo. Kangaroo wins, definitely.
-Cara

1) The legs are killer. They probably rape and pillage villages by themselves, let alone kill weak humans.
2) Their hands- they may not look like much, but they are claws. And for the love of God, if you put boxing gloves on them... Game over man, game over.
...And that's it. A kangaroo would probably kill me, and if I saw a rabid one in the wild, I would run away. LIke a little girl.
-Paul

Conclusion!!1!

There you have it, in a landslide decision, the Red Kangaroo would officially kick the crap out of Humans. As Cara said, evolution has actually helped out the kangaroo by making them streamlined and muscular. If you look through those youtube videos again, you see the ridiculous force behind the kicks. If you look at the youtube video where the kangaroo takes down two grown adult humans, I think it's pretty obvious that these guys are geared for fighting!

I don't think that there is really anything other to say in this conclusion other than that a kangaroo can definately kick the crap out of a human. Period. Finite. Aloha. Etc.

For your enjoyment, some kangaroo cuteness:

You (2) - The Zoo (2)