RESULTS: Animal #1 - The Coyote

Results from Discussion and the Poll

In a landslide victory, 8 individuals voted that they could kill a coyote while only 1 voted that they could not.

Here are some excerpts from the discussion on "Man vs. Coyote"

i'll proceed to snap each of it little limbs into a few piece, kick it in its rib cage and rip its eyeballs out of the damn thing's sockets. i'll manage a few coyote bites. they'll be nothing but superficial scratches. It'll be taken care off by some neosporin and a few glow-in-the-dark disney bandaids

jeremy kick coyote ass, mangg.
-jeremy


I think for me, i would sacrifice a little of my belly blubber, let the coyote bite me in the stomach and hold on for dear life, as tim said a coyote would, and then beat the shit out of it. Maybe poke its eyes out or something.

In the end, its a win-win situation... i beat the coyote, and i won't have to pay for liposuction!!!
-sapan

Pro-me-kicking-ass:
Coyotes don't have the reach my leg does, I think I could get some kicks in on it, really anywhere and I think I could wear it down. Sure it might bite my foot, but in a life or death situation, I feel I could keep kicking with a bit foot.
-andrew


I think the shock and resulting adrenaline would allow you to destroy the coyote before you passed out. Though I am sure the sight of a tattered groin area would take care of that right away.

Either that, or you would black out, and then wake up with a dead coyote next to you.

So basically, even after groin bite, I think the coyote still dies.
-paul


If you've got a coyote in a ring, its going to fight like a cornered animal, not like a crafty predator. The person is the predator in this situation. If you are in a fight with any animal that isn't a pushover you are going to get hurt in some way, its just a question of how badly. A coyote simply can't inflict a lethal amount of damage to an adult human in decent physical condition.
-marc

Conclusion!!1!

Wile E. Coyote is waving good bye because he knows that coyotes do not stand a chance against road runners, much less humans.

From our "expert" panel of commentators and judges, the coyote is just too small and too fragile to compete against a fully grown human. The coyote, while potentially dangerous, would have to get extremely lucky to injure a human in an area where they could not recover from. We are talking about a bite to the neck. Since coyotes average a height of 2 feet tall, they will have to jump roughly 3 - 4 feet in the air to be able to attack the throat. While attacking the crotch may have its benefits, some have stated that a bite to the crotch may only make them go into a beserker mode and kill the poor coyote ruthlessly.

Also stated is that a coyote can only bite and therefore only has one weapon/one defense tool. If the coyote strikes first, our commentators have assumed that you will either be bitten in the thigh or the arm leaving three of the four human appendages free to attack the coyote. Seeing how the coyote is only 30lbs, they believe the force they can put behind a punch/kick is suffice to injure and kill a coyote.

Therefore, the coyote is the first entry in the "Evolution Hasn't Done Shit for Me Lately!!!" contest.

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