Welcome to the "You vs the Zoo": An Introduction

Welcome to the premiere place on the internet where intelligent people discuss the ability or inability to kill a wild animal. This discussion topic was inspired by the inspiring award-winning movie "Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle." (I'm sure it won an award somewhere...probably at some cannabis club but still...an award is an award.)

In one scene, Harold and Kumar have just dodged a ravenous raccoon but find themselves lost in the forests of New York New Jersey (credit to Hoy Hoy). Harold hears a coyote's howl and becomes nervous but Kumar reassures Harold:

Harold: "What was that?"
Kumar: "Probably just a coyote."
Harold: "Aren't people supposed to be scared of coyotes?"
Kumar: "Naw, that's just 'cause they sound scary, man. In one-on-one combat, either of us could take down a coyote, no problem."
Harold: "What?!"

Here is a.mp3 version of the conversation (credit to www.gotwavs.com)

This dialogue has given birth to a discussion topic that has spread across the land: "What animal could a human beat in one-on-one-combat?" This question may sound stupid to begin with but you will find yourself racking your brain, calling long lost college roommates and yelling at spouses for thinking that they could kill a raccoon.

Start this conversation up at work, ask the hot girl at reception and I guarantee you will get some sort of response. Come back and report back here! No registration is required to post or respond to other people's opinions.